Spy


Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base! A RED Spy is in the base!? Hut, Hut, Hut! Protect the briefcase! We need to protect the briefcase! Yo, a lil’ help here!? All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm… 1! Let’s go, let’s go- INCOMING! AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it’s still here!
-AAAAalright then. Ahem. Gentlemen. I see the briefcase is safe. Safe and sound, mm-hmm.
Yeah, it is! Tell me… did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. “…and a knife. Oooh, big problem. I’ve killed plenty of Spies; they’re dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags – like you! Ow! No offense. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. And nothing… nothing like the man loose inside this building. What’re you? President of his fan club? No… that would be your mother! [Stammers] Indeed, and now he’s here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Oh! Gimme that! This Spy has already breached our defenses… Sentry Down! You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues! And worst of all, he could be any one of us… He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! What? It was obvious! He’s the RED Spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now… Any second now… See? Red! Oh, wait… that’s blood. So, we still got problem… Big problem… All right, who’s ready to go find this Spy? Right behind you. Ahh… ma petit chou-fleur.

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